Yes, I suppose I should be blogging about Valentine’s Day right now, but I’m not celebrating it, so I don’t give a crap about the holiday. Instead, I thought I would dive into this interesting new trend I’m running in to in online dating.
The trend… 2 guys looking for a girlfriend to share. Take that in for a minute… A girlfriend. To. Share.
Now, because I always want to be informed and I’m the most curious (some might say nosey!), person in the world, I have, of course, wanted to learn more. But, the thing is, this isn’t my thing. I get jealous of women who have married my ex-boyfriends. I would NOT do well sharing something physically and emotionally.
I ran across this profile on OkCupid. Note: They have changed their screen name SEVERAL times, but normally it’s along the lines of “2dudes4u.” This is what their profile says:
We are two straight gentleman looking for a discreet, ongoing and intimate relationship with a woman that we both can share. We only want one woman; someone sweet and nice like us who understands what we are looking for. We focus completely on you, Four hands all over your body, two tongues licking you and eventually when you can’t take it anymore both of us making love to you. We like it slow, sensual, both of us inside you at the same time, one in each. Many women find this to be the best kind of sex they can have. We know that not only is it hard to find, but it’s not something you need anyone knowing about. You can count on us to keep it totally confidential and secret. We are fully aware that some women need this occasionally, and some women can’t orgasm any other way. Even if you are involved in a relationship and would like to maintain it we are totally fine with it and have similar situations ourselves. You don’t have to worry about anyone finding out. This is an incredibly intimate thing, the most intimate thing a woman can do. It’s not very compatible with normal relationships, nonetheless it is something some of us need.
Both of us are good looking, 5ft 11, nice and not too small or big. We can chat, on here, or on the phone with you a bit first to make sure we are all on the same page. We are looking for a nice woman, someone who deserves us. (Note, they are looking for a “nice” woman.)
As soon as we meet you, we are going to take this profile down. We only want one, special girl. We won’t tie you down either, you can be who you want to be. And tell us about everything, be honest with us about everything.
The first things people usually notice about me:
The most private thing I’m willing to admit:
We are actually two romantic sweethearts who love making a girl feel as good as she can.
You should message me if:
You are interested in something with both of us.
Especially if you have ever fantasized about making love to two men or dp, we are the guys for you. We are really nice, sweet and we want something ongoing. Nobody will find out, yet we want it to be intimate and loving. We want you to feel safer than ever, more desired, more satisfied and more complete.
Ok, so it doesn’t take a brain surgeon to get that this is all about sex. And, if this is your thing – these guys aren’t bad looking, go for it!
This is another one I ran into (there are several of these out there). Please note, one of these guys is “The Guy Who Didn’t Know He Was Bi” from Tinder who I was chatting with in December (not the one pictured). I wonder if he’s still trying to figure that out…
So far 2014 is off to an interesting start… married guys and guys looking for a DP (yes, I had to look up what that was) threesome. What happened to finding your lobster? (If you don’t know this Friends reference, look it up and start watching reruns.)